The 70 best phrases of David Broncano

We review the recurring expressions and jokes of this young Spanish comedian.

David Broncano Aguilera is a famous Spanish comedian and radio/television presenter.born in the city of Santiago de Compostela in 1984. Although he is Galician by birth, he spent his childhood and adolescence in the town of Orcera, in the province of Jaén.

This winner of two Ondas awards achieved success in his profession with the radio program "La vida moderna", and is currently breaking all the schemes with his television program "La Resistencia".

• We recommend you to read: "The 27 best phrases of Andreu Buenafuente".

David Broncano's phrases, expressions and jokes.

Who does not know at least one of these two programs? Currently Broncano is becoming a humorous phenomenon that absolutely no one can miss. Would you like to know his best phrases and expressions?

Here are the 70 funniest we will show you the 70 funniest phrases and expressions of David BroncanoYou will enjoy them for sure!

1. What did he do!

This is one of the funniest phrases that Broncano repeats frequently during his shows.

2. Today don't call me Broncano, call me Lord Pachacho.

During an interview on Late Motiv, Broncano introduced himself in this particular way.

3. A buche vivo!

A curious phrase of this great comedian that refers to drinking something all at once.

4. Porcino, Marrano, Cochino, Puerco, Cebón, Gocho, Lechón.

The ways in which Broncano can refer to a simple pig can be really varied.

5. Can someone help me figure out what this song is? Tititi tatata uuu tatata.

Broncano is constantly interacting with his audience, something the people in his midst are sure to appreciate.

6. He was in person and he became a moñeco.

The word moñeco is widely used by this particular humorist and comes from the expression "quedarse muñeco", to stay dead.

7. What a stone quarry, the Virgin.

No doubt Broncano has a very curious way of expressing himself.

8. If the amoche is really fucked up, it can happen that you stay moñeco.

"Amoche" is another expression popularly used by Broncano, which simply means "death".

9. Why is it that when you get rich, your balls swell up a lot?

The topic of wealth is very common during his interviews, Broncano is always interested in knowing how much money his guest has.

10. In the Picos de Europa, what a slope!

It is well known that the Picos de Europa have a great altitude, the simple name says it all.

11. With this then you go to the farm to kill sparrows.

In certain regions of Spain they refer to the birds that are hunted as gorriatos.

12. I'm sorry, but I don't even know him.

The sincerity of this humorist, leads his own interviews to talk about anything. If he doesn't know a topic, he simply brings up a new one.

13. Pff a great song!

This is how he refers to the songs he likes the most. Many of us might do it the same way, do you agree?

14. Could you make a summary of the Second World War?

As we can see in this quote, Broncano is not a great connoisseur of the Second World War.

15. He is putting me out and making this gesture, which I think indicates that we have to continue 5 more minutes with the program.

Undoubtedly, this humorist is commonly known for more than once contradicting his detractors.

16. Pachacho, you bastard!

The chumminess in his programs is a key aspect, which allows his viewers to establish great harmony with the humorist himself.

17. The best fiber.

From any topic, no matter how trivial it may seem, Broncano can make a good joke. Fiber, for example, can refer to several different things, depending on the context in which we speak.

18. Ortega Cano on the back of an albino zebra.

The jokes in his programs can be very surreal. We must be attentive not to miss any of them.

19. My hands sweat a lot.

Broncano's viewers know very well this intimate facet of the young presenter.

20. I can show Mufasa my balls.

You never know where Broncano will come out! This showman has a very particular way of making humor.

21. Simba, pull this one.

Poor Simba was also a victim of Broncano's humor.

22. Those people who still play Pokemon Go!

How many people do you know who still play that game?

23. Gñe, David was lazy today.

He has always been his biggest critic, he knows very well that the bar is very high.

24. My brown dick.

The Resistance program may not be for all audiences.

25. Quedarte moñeco.

To remain a doll or simply dead.

26. Last night I fell asleep in an icebox.

During a program with the famous Andreu Buenafuente, the two discuss the meaning of this funny phrase.

27. The pachachos.

A very curious way of Broncano to refer to his boys.

28. Porque igual tienes aqui agarrao una taenia.

When you have a Taenia, you have a parasite that does not let you get fat no matter how much you eat.

29. That you get well!

Broncano speaks in this expression referring to the fact that you get fed up of eating or that you get very fat.

30. Lo tengo todo vinilao.

That has it plasticized or like new.

31. Yo amochaba toros.

A very particular way of saying that he killed bulls, something that of course is only a joke, really he has never dedicated himself to this profession.

32. A sorbo callao!

Without making noise, as if to go unnoticed.

33. Cocaine damages the brain, but in your case it seems that the damage has already been done.

Is it possible to make jokes about drug use? Yes, you can.

34. How tall is Andreu Buenafuente?

In this funny sentence Broncano attacks his boss Andreu Buenafuente, another great Spanish TV comedian.

35. God already gave me a support for my tablet.

A funny joke of this humorist, that all men will surely understand quickly.

36. This is stuck, you have to hit it with the machillo.

This peculiar way of pronouncing certain things has won him a great number of admirers. Undoubtedly, he brings fresh air to the world of humor.

37. That it makes topecillo.

Who has not left a door with something that makes it stop? Especially so that it does not close.

38. Here dies a pachacho.

When a pachacho dies this one deserves a great farewell.

39. Better than stramonium!

Stramonium is a drug that causes severe hallucinations and in high doses causes death.

40. My joke when North Korea qualified for the World Cup was that, since they said it was the group of death because it was with Brazil and Ivory Coast, I said that any group North Korea is in is the group of death.

It takes courage to laugh at North Korea, a dictatorship that is among the most bloodthirsty in the world.

41. The other was that the matches with North Korea are decided by sudden death.

With North Korea it can be very difficult to play a soccer match, something that no one would like to have to do.

42. If you have been at that distance and you say that you know him... According to this I also know (Roger) Federer.

Broncano is a well-known tennis fan and as he often says, a friend of Rafa Nadal.

43. You are the Oprah Winfrey of Albacete.

This is how she baptized Ernesto Sevilla, when he gave money to one of her viewers.

44. How can I have an accent from Murcia? That's worse than having an STD.

As we can see in this sentence Broncano is no fan of the region of Murcia.

45. I'd rather you had told me something else like David, you look like you're missing a water.

The lack of cleanliness can be a good subject to make humor and this presenter takes advantage of any opportunity that comes his way.

46. In Spain, jokes are punished more than insults.

Being a humorist nowadays can be complicated, since many groups denounce any joke that they consider offensive.

47. I had no vocation as a comedian, I was just a fan, but I wrote a monologue... and everything rolled.

The monologue to which Broncano refers is one that he wrote for the famous program "El Club de la Comedia".

48. I'm 31 years old, all these are much older, eh.

Many of today's top comedians are, as we see in this sentence, much older than this well-known millennial.

49. In the last year I have noticed a jump in popularity. The sum of presences in different media has created a Broncano bubble that has been inflating little by little. But it is small, eh. A mini bubble.

The success of this comedian has been increasing during the last years, being currently at the highest levels.

50. Although I noticed that things were getting out of hand when I was approached by El Drogas, singer of Barricada, to tell me he was a fan. And I was mad because I imagined him subverting the pillars of Western society and not watching YouTube.

Who would expect a rocker of this level to be a fan? On this occasion Broncano received a good dose of reality. Fame can catch anyone unawares.

51. To laugh is to laugh, now and always.

Humor has always started from the same base, but over time this base has been extended and has changed in its procedure.

52. The big difference is freedom. We are allowed to do and say what we want.

Nowadays humorists can use spaces such as youtube or social networks to transmit their message.

53. There are no limits to humor. No nuances. If only Mohammed, because they kill you and that's not the plan.

Making humor about the Muslim religion has always been frowned upon by its believers.

54. The environment, the public, the climate... everything is better now.

Nowadays, the public is capable of assimilating humor that is very different from what was done in the past.

55. A comedian does not necessarily say what he thinks or feels about a subject, he says what will make people laugh.

When a comedian makes a joke about a subject, he is not expressing his true opinion, he is only making a joke about it.

56. Recently it happened to me with a joke about ETA, and the market for ETA jokes has been liberalized, but at the last moment I put on the brakes because it was going a step further and I knew it would be misinterpreted.

The ETA issue in Spain can be very complicated to deal with, because a topic like this can really hurt many sensibilities.

57. The worrying thing is that people are talking about the limits of humor in Spain as if we were in a transgressor and avant-garde country, when nothing serious is being said. It is a very light humor that offends.

Humor in Spain is currently under scrutiny by certain social groups, as it seems that nowadays there will always be a group that feels bad about our humor.

58. If I come up with something really funny about a really fucked up subject, I would have to say it. I owe it to my profession!

As we can see in this quote Broncano never self-censors himself when sharing a joke.

59. If in addition to the lifelong facha barrier, the left does not let us make crippled jokes, we are screwed.

Politicians from all political sides have at some point attacked any humorist for his jokes.

60. If you are a member of Hogar Social and you shout with a megaphone that you have to kill the fucking faggots, you are saying it seriously. And there is no punishment for that.

Some radical groups make insults to certain groups and are not punished as much as humorists.

61. Those who define themselves as politically incorrect and in reality they are more fascist than the mother who bore them.

As we can see in this quote, Broncano does not feel very comfortable with people who are extreme right-wingers. Most probably, Broncano himself feels himself akin to a center-left ideology.

62. Let's go for the boat, oé!

This is a phrase that in the program "La Resistencia", Broncano with all the viewers who are on the plate say to his wealthiest interviewees.

63. I was in the mountains of Madrid climbing and skiing, because I had the day off, and they asked me to do the program. I told them that I was having a bit of an afternoon break, but that I was on my way.

This presenter never misses an opportunity to make a joke, no doubt for him, presenting "Late Motiv" was something very important in his career.

64. It's a brutal responsibility, because it's the most powerful program on TV. It's like driving a Ferrari.

One of the greatest honors that Broncano experienced was to be able to present this great program directed by Andreu Buenafuente.

65. You have caught me by surprise. I hope I don't throw the pavilion on the floor.

Sincerity is one of the most important aspects of this presenter, something that helps him connect with his audience.

66. The other day someone said to me on Twitter: "It's really cool that the best representative of the Catalan language in Spain right now is David Broncano".

Although he is not Catalan, Broncano defends himself very well in this particular language, something that a good part of his audience finds curious to say the least.

67. It is that the 'procés' gives a lot of play. Those of us who are outside Catalonia don't care a bit, and even those of us who are in the position of "come on, go ahead with everything", it touches our heartstrings less.

What Broncano calls "el procés" in this quote is a conflict that currently divides the Spanish population as a result of the fact that one of its regions, Catalonia, has a strong nationalist movement.

68. In my career there is never a consecration. It is one more step.

Great careers never have a single ending; their protagonists are always in development throughout their working lives.

69. If it crosses your path, fine, but right now I'm very happy with what I'm doing.

At present, this comedian lives a life with which he feels satisfied, but he is not closed to making certain changes in the future.

70. Would you dare to give yourself a grade? I would give myself a "The kid is progressing adequately", like in elementary school.

He knows very well that to get where he has been able to get is already a great achievement, but we all know that it is a career that has only just begun.