The 27 best quotes by Andreu Buenafuente

The Spanish comedian leaves us, every night, great ironic phrases to reflect on.

Andreu Buenafuente is a well-known presenter and humorist in Spain. Born in Reus, he founded one of the most important audiovisual production companies in Catalonia and Spain: "El Terrat".

He became famous due to the program that on the autonomous television of Catalonia, but he made the leap to Spanish television where he is known as a late shows presenter.

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Andreu Buenafuente's famous phrases.

This great humorist has uttered many funny phrases throughout his career.. Below you can find some of the best, either in humor or through his scathing criticism of today's society.

1. The casting of Pasión de Gavilanes looks like it just came out of Nacho Vidal's bachelor party.

A humorous quote about the emblematic series "Pasión de Gavilanes".

2. I'm not going to die, it's already clear to me. I've been talking about it and I don't find it funny.

Death is not a very funny subject, but for a good source there is humor in everything.

3. Banks are a bit like stock cubes: they cook us and get richer.

There has been a lot of controversy in Spain about banks. Especially with the "preferentes".

4. Life begins every five minutes

You have to live in the present moment. That's the only thing that counts.

5. Am I going crazy? It can't be, because I already am.

Buenafuente confesses that he lacks some sanity.

6. Money is good for nothing, but if you fall, it cushions you.

A quote similar to the one that says: "Money doesn't bring happiness but it helps".

7. Life in danger. Now that's an unsolved problem, a disgrace.

A humorous quote on a very serious subject.

8. Love moves the world. Combined with sex, it moves the universe

Emphasizing the importance of sex in relationships.

9. A pause for eternity and we'll see you soon.

A phrase that he pronounced at the moment of giving way to the television commercials.

10. There are short people who don't recognize it. They say "No, I'm far away".

A joke about people who are not very tall.

11. Don't worry about your tongue. When you laugh, you don't notice the accent.

There are individuals with a very strong accent. Buenafuente makes a joke about them.

12. Talent is not destroyed, it is transformed and survives artists.

Undoubtedly, Buenafuente knows the world of show business to perfection.

13. The Indians were not the only ones with feathers in the Far West.

A joke that may not sit well with some homosexuals, but it is nothing more than a joke.

14. The prostate, another way of protesting

A funny play on words.

15. In the room of the cardinals there are frescoes... there are also paintings.

An ironic reflection on what can be found in the cardinals' room.

16. What's up neng!" is the most heard cry after "Sorry, you're not my type".

El Neng is a character that Andreu Buenafuente discovered and made famous.

17. Bush has a great sense of humor because the common one has already lost it.

A humorous criticism of the former president of the United States.

18. People won't eat for not talking

In reference to people who don't even open their mouths to ask for their rights.

19. Seriousness bores me. You have to laugh at everything in order to survive

Laughter is, without a doubt, one of the best forms of therapy.

20. Bill Clinton, the author of the saying "The fish dies by the mouth... the big fish".

Another quote that mentions a former president of the United States.

21. I seem to remember that I love you but I can't tell you for sure.

Love can sometimes be confusing, as this ironic phrase says.

22. Never stop using condoms

A recommendation that refers to safe sex.

23. One of my best achievements, my mother's happiness.

What makes Andreu Buenafuente happiest is his mother's happiness.

24. Camarlengo... doesn't it sound like the name of a tapa? We have cuttlefish, bravas and grilled camarlengo!

A joke about the word camarlengo, an official of the papal court.

25. Laughter is not faked

Laughter is healthy, and it is an authentic expression that arises when something makes us laugh.

26. Mothers used to be a broken record, "Come on, come in-come in-come in-come in-come in!" now they are a stuck Vinyl record, "Come on, come in-come in-come in-come in-come in-come in-come in-come in!".

A joke about mothers, who can sometimes be quite tiresome.

27. Drink in moderation, let others pay.

A warning for when we go out partying with friends.