55 funny and amusing sayings to make you laugh.

Phrases that bring a big smile to everyone's face. Some of them are absolutely hilarious.

Today we bring you a compilation of funny sayings that really make you crack a smile.. If you are looking for fun in the proverb, this is the article for you. Read on to see them.

Funny sayings are common in the proverbs, as many of them talk about life, friendship or others.

We leave you without further ado with some of the most famous funny sayings, but you can always contribute funny sayings in the comments section so that everyone can know and enjoy them.

Funny and amusing sayings from the Spanish proverb book

1. A good listener, less sopapos (slaps).

2. Agua que no tienes de beber... jálale la palanca!

3. One who got up early, found a dollar. But the one who lost it was even earlier.

4. To the ox by the horn and to the man by the verb.

5. It is wise... to change your old lady.

6. We are shitty and the water is far away.

7. Armadillo that falls asleep becomes a charango.

8. Mouth of honey and hands of gall.

9. There are two words that will open many doors for you: Pull and Push.

10. Raw bun, fatten your ass.

11. We all have asses for the greatest good fortune in the world.

12. Plant a tree, make a dog happy.

13. The exception to the rule... lasts 9 months.

14. Idleness is the mother... of a good father's life.

15. Fox meat doesn't get old.

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16. Faces we see, below we don't know.

17. The union makes the... thirds.

18. Five minutes of emotion... Nine months of swelling.

19. With me you'll walk barefoot, but with a full belly.

20. Good students and good horses, always finish their race.

21. From the plate to the mouth... There is a distance of 34 cm.

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22. Men are carried by horses, fed by cows, clothed by sheep, defended by dogs and eaten by worms.

23. Tell me with whom you walk and I will tell you his name and surname.

24. No phallus enters into a closed mouth.

25. If your ass itches, give me a smile.

26. It remained as a rose, without ass and without thing.

27. The old saints do not make miracles.

28. The Heart doesn't age, it's the leather that wrinkles.

Better a bird in the hand than a father at 18.

30. The good students and the good horses, always finish their career.

31. Old saints do not work miracles.

32. Young doctor, new cemetery.

33. Unfaithful woman: libertine; unfaithful man: hero.

34. Old bitch's curse doesn't reach the sky.

35. Uglier than a frightened man in the middle of the night.

36. Young doctor, new body in the graveyard.

Short funny sayings

37. The evil of the cuckold: he does not know it and everybody knows it.

38. Man promises and promises... until he gets it in, and once he gets it in, he finishes what he promises.

39. The oven and the old woman, by the mouth they heat up.

40. He who gives first, gives twice.

41. He who sows the wind... is sick to his stomach.

42. He who laughs last did not get the joke.

43. He who has an ass of straw, does not get close to the fire.

44. In closed mouth... No phallus enters.

45. In the soap maker's house... He who slips dies.

46. Don't leave for tomorrow... What you should have done yesterday.

47. No matter how early you get up, you can't see the cows in their nightgowns...

48. It is not the fault of the fool... but the one who makes him manager.

49. The truths of Perogrullo, that to the closed hand it called fist

50. The occasion makes the thief

51. The guest and the fish, to the three days they stink

52. The ox spoke and said mu

53. Something will have the water when they bless it

54. Food done, company undone

55. In a hundred years we will all be bald

As you can see, the funny sayings are really funny.. The truth is that sometimes we need a little humor in life to cope with the hectic pace of life we all lead.

Do you want to contribute with a saying? do it in the comments area!